I am sending in a mascot for Subaru's radio program. I'm terrified XDDD Anyhow, I need a little assistance.
I'm writing everything in English but wanted two or three sentences in Japanese excusing myself for failure of not writing in Japanese XD
Here's roughly what I wanted to say-
-- For not writing in Japanese, I apologize. I hope you can understand my feelings behind this mascot, regardless of the language barrier. Please enjoy the drawing!
...or something like that. XDD After I send it in, I'll post up my crap image and you all can laugh and such, because nothing can be more embarrassing than the act of sending it in the first place lol
What it is? It's an elephant! and he's wearing a Letterman jacket that has 'Nack5' on the sleeve! and his trunk is holding a mic! XDD His name is- すばぞう! XDD Yeah I know, original lol しかし! it works on two levels~ one, zou, like elephant XD and two, like when a dude shouts, 'Iku~zou!! o(>v<)O!!' the 'zou' in subazou can be seen the same way... lol yeah whatever.
I couldn't think of anything else, OKAY!? 8D
anyhow, if you want to help with that first bit, please do. I would like to send it out today because I'm not sure if the radio show is pre-recorded or what and Japan is ahead of me by like 16-17 hrs.. any help would be appreciated!! Even if you need to rephrase the second sentence, I don't care just help me~
edit: for enchan, because she was kind enough to help. and because she wants to laugh at my drawing the most xD

If you can't see it, don't feel bad. I have it on filter for now. After my embarrassment wanes, everyone will get the change to guffaw. ♥